We tried hugging a cow to celebrate Cow Hug Day. What could go wrong?

Following the appeal of the Ministry of Fisheries, Animal Husbandry and Dairying on celebrating February 14 as Cow Hug Day, two of us set out to find a cow to hug. We even went to a gaushala to achieve the seemingly unachievable. What could go wrong, right? Right. Well. FYI: The Ministry has now withdrawn the appeal to celebrate Valentine's Day as Cow Hug Day. So, guess we'll be celebrating V-Day with the usual partners then?