Stay with us as we get the Twitter Boss to talk about his pet project...
"Pay JUST $8 or Rs 650/month if you use Twitter on web.
"Pay $11 or Rs 900/month for android or iOS."
"Don't ask me questions about seamless web and phone integration of subscription, I DON'T KNOW!"
photo: midjourney ai"Oh, you love the Bookmarks feature? Pay Rs 650 or Rs 900 to sort them into folders, because your OCD is not my concern."
photo: twitter"I will share Twitter ad revenue with creators IF you subscribe to Twitter Blue."
"Get less ads if you have Twitter Blue. Want zero ads? Simple: Pay more!"
photo: midjourney ai"I teach you to use Twitter. Try out LISTS!"
"Twitter is where you will be accepted with ~comments~. I won't impose any values on you - just make you do with Trump, Tate and Ranaut."
"If you hate an account and trash it, congratulations, we will show you more of those because we are tracking your interactions. ALL THE TIME!"
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"Will investigate (AND FIRE EVERYONE ON EVERY TEAM TILL I BURN IT ALL DOWN)."
(The only character in this story is fictional and has only moderate to many similarities with the actual
Mr Tweet.)