DATES FROM
HELL

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"Everything else is fine until...

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Credit: u/twotoethumbsup [{ "selector": ".mqgrd-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-332px) scale(0.15)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0) scale(1)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".rbsjg-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "opacity": 0}, {"offset": 1, "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".xqnqr-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-353px)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".wkpdr-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-24.089887640449433px)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".aedfe-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-305px)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".sklmf-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-360.6666666666667px)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }]

"Chad is standing in the middle of the road; runs at my car FULL SPRINT, and slams both hands on the hood and runs them down..."

Credit: u/twotoethumbsup [{ "selector": ".tkxjo-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-337px) scale(0.15)", "opacity": "82%"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0) scale(1)", "opacity": "82%"} ] }, { "selector": ".eejww-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-322px)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".qfnjc-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(-304px)", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }]

"I had the horror of finding out that a man (30) hadn't washed his bedsheets for 3 years until he met me."

Credit: u/onespicypanda [{ "selector": ".mqars-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(calc(360px - 45px)) scale(0.15)", "opacity": "100%"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0px) scale(1)", "opacity": "100%"} ] }, { "selector": ".cziud-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(calc(360px - 25px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".nkbwo-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(calc(360px - 54px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".foerk-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateX(calc(360px - 7px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateX(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }]

"...I saw that he charged me $2.50
(Rs 205) for a water bottle."

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"He said he was a successful co-manager of
a hedge fund. But then it hit me...

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"...this was his mother’s place and he didn’t have a job and he was
probably 21."

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His text: "You're cute... but this fitness app is really good and lots of programs for beginners. I liked it and gonna do the sit-up program."

Credit: u/MwahMwahKitteh [{ "selector": ".tbwfe-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateY(calc(600px - 206px))", "opacity": "100%"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateY(0)", "opacity": "100%"} ] }, { "selector": ".okgeo-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateY(calc(600px - 568px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateY(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }, { "selector": ".kuwxw-a", "duration": "500ms", "fill": "forwards", "delay": "0ms", "keyframes": [ {"offset": 0, "transform": "translateY(calc(600px - 217px))", "opacity": "1"}, {"offset": 1, "transform": "translateY(0)", "opacity": "1"} ] }]

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DATES FROM HELL

"Everything else is fine until...

01

"Chad (the date) comes up to me & BITES my leg.

"Chad is standing in the middle of the road; runs at my car FULL SPRINT, and slams both hands on the hood and runs them down..."

"I had the horror of finding out that a man (30) hadn't washed his bedsheets for 3 years until he met me."

"...I saw that he charged me $2.50 (Rs 205) for a water bottle."

"He said he was a successful co-manager of a hedge fund. But then it hit me...

"...this was his mother’s place and he didn’t have a job and he was probably 21."

His text: "You're cute... but this fitness app is really good and lots of programs for beginners. I liked it and gonna do the sit-up program."

DATES FROM
HELL

"Chad (the date) comes up to me & BITES
my leg.

"...I saw that he charged me $2.50
(Rs 205) for a water bottle."

"He said he was a successful co-manager of
a hedge fund. But then it hit me...

"...this was his mother’s place and he didn’t have a job and he was
probably 21."