Priyanka Chopra-Nick Jonas wedding: What we know so far

The show must go on.

Just because the frenzy over the Ranveer-Deepika wedding is about to die down, it doesn’t mean that the show will be disrupted.

There’s already too much information floating around about Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas' wedding, which, according to reports and insiders, is scheduled to take place anytime between November 30 and December 3.

The exact date is still not known though.

Can you believe this!

We are also not too sure about whether these two will follow the footsteps of DeepVeer and put stickers on the cameras of the guests, and on the imagination of their fans, but there will be a memorable fight between the Indian media and the foreign media.

And the latter is already winning — with details of their wedding registry, maybe because the idea of a wedding registry is more popular in the West.

So, the desi girl, who debunked the myth that every stunning Bollywood wedding has to be ‘#deathbybeauty’ in Italy by choosing Jodhpur’s Umaid Bhawan Palace, has partnered with Amazon for her $14,000 wedding registry, so that she does not end up getting some casserole set that she has to wait for Parineeti’s wedding to get rid of!

The gift list is huge and detailed — a Riedel wine decanter, a Jonathan Adler throw pillow, Dorotea dinner plates, a Crosley record player, a Blueberry pet dog bed and collar, an Ellie Dog Wear rain jacket, a pair of rollerblades, a Keiser stationary bike, AmazonBasics dumbbells, Vitamix blender, a sleep mask with 'wifey' written on it, among other delectable things.  

Now before your Indian-ness prompts you to compare Nick-Priyanka with DeepVeer, the latter making it clear that they won’t accept any gifts, everything will go to charity — Amazon is reportedly making a $100,000 donation to Unicef as part of the registry thing.

What else do we know?

We calculated that the Jodhpur palace might have cost the couple Rs 43 lakh. After her wedding, Priyanka is also supposed to perform at Isha Ambani’s pre-wedding function, which is going to be held before December 12 in Jodhpur — this might be the first performance of Priyanka after her wedding.

After all this information, if we don’t get the perfect photo of the ceremony, it could spoil the party.

But hold on.

Here’s a quick guide, if there’s no photo from the wedding:

1. The Umaid Bhawan has rich history. Of course richer than the Sabyasachi attire that Priyanka might opt for at the wedding. We can share photos of the palace with historical tidbits, unless the actual photos land. Information, like how many rooms the palace has, the area of the palace and how blue its swimming pool is, will come in quite handy. Also, this was the place where Liz Hurley got married to Arun Nayaar. We can see those photos as well.
2. We can read interviews of local people. Though they will be "tight-lipped", we believe the persistence of the media will melt them.
3. We can keep track of the international guests attending her Jodhpur function. They have to make their way through some Indian airport — and we already know how difficult it to dodge cameras in Indian airports.
4. We will hugely bank on Parineeti Chopra's social media accounts, as she, it seems, can't keep calm about the big wedding. She will also perform on some of Priyanka's songs at the function, as has been reported. Widely.
5. We will keep tabs on who all from Bollywood (read Salman Khan) are wishing Priyanka on Twitter, as she has ruffled a lot of feathers in the industry and undoubtedly, the time to smooth them is approaching.

Thus, we ace our game.

One wedding at a time.

Also read: How Priyanka Chopra took the giant leap from Bajirao Mastani to Quantico