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&lt;p id=&quot;p_1&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1)&lt;/strong&gt; Who the hell heads towards&amp;nbsp;Hauz Khas Village on a Wednesday night anyway?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_2&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2)&lt;/strong&gt; So what did you do when you saw Chris Martin? Look at your phone? YouTube is way better any day.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3)&lt;/strong&gt; I saw the video, the acoustics were sounding off. Such an insult. Wouldn't bear it if I was there.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_4&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4)&lt;/strong&gt; Did Freida Pinto sing &quot;Jai Ho&quot;? I'm glad I wasn't there.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_5&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5)&lt;/strong&gt; I saw Coldplay play live last year.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_6&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6)&lt;/strong&gt; I hear Coldplay is here to perform at someone's wedding.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_7&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;7)&lt;/strong&gt; I think I saw Bono at Janpath last week. What's the big deal?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_8&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;8)&lt;/strong&gt; Summer House is &lt;em&gt;so&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;overcrowded. It takes 15 minutes to get to the washroom.&amp;nbsp;Crowd must have sucked.&lt;/p&gt;

Eight lame excuses to feel better if you missed Chris Martin's Delhi gig