Have you ever thought that Domino's could outlaw people from sharing their slices of pizza with friends and family? And make one pizza only for one person or block customers from ever having Domino's pizza for violation? It seems like a dumb decision and a dystopian world where Domino's will tell people how to eat the pizza they bought.
But Netflix has been planning to do just that with its streaming subscription: telling people how to use or share the subscription that they bought with their own money.
The love is gone for Netflix after they took up an anti-password sharing ideology only years after categorically saying this (which still exists on Twitter!):
Love is sharing a password.
— Netflix (@netflix) March 10, 2017
(Of course, we have a screenshot of this tweet in case Netflix decides to delete it)
What's new in Netflix hell?
What is the new policy that's making people's skin crawl? You may want to sit down for this one.
This is the literal answer Netflix had for sharing passwords with those who don't live in the same house.
Netflix to people living away from families: No, your family is not your household! Ironic, considering how most people who live away from families fall back on Netflix for entertainment.
How will Netflix ensure you only share passwords with those living in the same house? If you are still a Netflix user after their grand future plans for you, get ready to do some somersaults online every week or every month to access your account.
What if you are travelling?
Sounds fun! Whatever happened to streaming while travelling… And if you travel your entire time, you are better off without a Netflix subscription.
First of all, Netflix, I don’t know what my password is.
— Katie Levans (@katie_levans) February 2, 2023
I unsubscribed from Netflix AGAIN, and here's why you too might want to give it a thought:
Has anyone done a deep dive on the privacy and security implications of Netflix fingerprinting your home WiFi Network and essentially creating a record of when you are home or not … just to crack down on password sharing?
— Evan Greer is on Mastodon (@evan_greer) February 2, 2023
Though, a lot of other big techs already know the rough location of a user by tracking IP addresses. But still, Netflix's constant checks don't sit well with me.
I, for one, share my Netflix password only with my parents and brother back home. I live in a different city. Even though I'm one of the Netflix subscribers who actually shares her password only within the household or - as it's actually defined - family members, Netflix wants to police how I share my streaming dough.
funny thing about this netflix change is that these account sharers are almost always immediate family that just don’t happen to live in the same household, like a child, grandparent, or sibling. people are not overwhelmingly sharing their passwords with friends or acquaintances.
— ariel 🌿 tlou spoilers (@cursedhat) February 1, 2023
the funniest thing about this whole netflix debacle is that they think password sharing is what’s losing them money when in fact it’s the dwindling selection and cancelling popular shows after like 1 season lmfao
— mon (@ClTYOFMON) February 1, 2023
Netflix's new Anti-password sharing scheme is so convoluted and onerous even for people who are actually paying for the service it's like Netflix is cancelling itself before it can get a third season.
— The Call is Coming from Inside the Nash (@Nash076) February 1, 2023
I don't seem to be the only one with complaints about Netflix's degrading content quality and their constant endeavours to ruin whatever little good they still have.