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Oh no, I’ll have to take her home.

&lt;p id=&quot;p_1&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1. Oh no, I&amp;rsquo;ll have to take her home.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_2&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/M3eIhVh5mQZhe&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2. Oh yay, I&amp;rsquo;ll get to take her home.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_4&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/c6EdAQfnR9vLW&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_5&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3. How do I get her to pay for her share of the bill before she&amp;rsquo;s too wasted to cough up?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_6&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/TlK63EHJgO21BDnF37W&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_7&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4. Drunk face is not pretty face, but she doesn&amp;rsquo;t know that.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_8&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/12F28h7ac4TgnC&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_9&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5. She&amp;rsquo;s not going to puke, is she? I&amp;rsquo;m wearing new shoes.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_10&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/OBMf2opQmKSek&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_11&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6. What a girlie drink. It&amp;rsquo;s pink!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_12&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/Xmba71rzNNihO&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_13&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;strong&gt;7. That&amp;rsquo;s it? Two beers and she&amp;rsquo;s high? Here, have more. Just one more. (Orders five&amp;nbsp;more.)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_14&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/10efAcGxL70wE0&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_15&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;8. Wait, who&amp;rsquo;s going to heat up dinner when we get home if she&amp;rsquo;s this high now? &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_16&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/10OGAb0dZ2PNp6&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_17&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;9. How many did I tell her I would allow?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_18&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/V3XkHPJNWCzL2&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_19&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;10. Women who drink whom I&amp;rsquo;m not in a relationship with are so hot dude.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_20&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/xrk6M7pROkngA&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_21&quot;&gt;Also read: &lt;span style=&quot;color: #3366ff;&quot;&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;color: #3366ff;&quot; href=&quot;http://www.dailyo.in/lifestyle/10-things-women-who-drink-are-thinking-about-their-dates/story/1/4375.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Ten hilarious things women who drink are thinking about their dates&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

Ten things MCPs think when women drink

Oh no, I’ll have to take her home.