1. Pack all your tools
It's best to make sure you're ready - and can scratch "scrambling around contraceptives and other essentials" off your itinerary.
Make a checklist of things you need and things you want and put them all in your suitcase before you take off.
2. Pick your ideal place
Ask your partner the mood of the holiday. It can be an isolated, quiet getaway to the mountains or a party destination.
Choose a spot accordingly.
3. Get rid of the evidence
A sexcapade does not allow couples a free pass for mess-making.
Remember to clean up after yourself - more for yourselves than avoiding awkward eye contact with the hotel staff the next morning.
4. Do your research
Make sure you know about the place you're visiting - that it's safe, other tourist attractions that you may want to visit (a sexcapade can also double up as a holiday!), reservations and the best time to get away.
5. Clear your schedule
Get your work done, ask your boss not to bother you and see to it that there are no pending engagements back home when you take off on your sexcapade.
There is no bigger mood killer than an unwanted distraction.
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