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&lt;p id=&quot;p_1&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1. Is he going to be paying for this? I&amp;rsquo;ll pick single malt then.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_2&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/1BEBVwjuLiOAw&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2. Boys drink really bad beer.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_4&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/113JWfVDR9p5PG&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_5&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3. Pick my drink for me one more time and I&amp;rsquo;ll shin you where it hurts.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_6&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/KhXOPJhctlXry&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_7&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4. Is he going to sing? I hope he&amp;rsquo;s not going to sing. He doesn&amp;rsquo;t sing very well.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_8&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/TWTEUR1dHCOn6&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_9&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5. Where can I go after this? Let me WhatsApp&amp;nbsp;and see. No, no, I&amp;rsquo;m listening.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_10&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/7dHO2zrznVBss&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_11&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6. Why do men never perch on bar stools right? I mean how hard is it?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_12&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/2JFKhLj16g2Nq&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_13&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;7. Nuts are never the accompaniment. Order something you miser. I&amp;rsquo;ve to eat to drink.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_14&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/UsyiyGOZJATYc&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_15&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;8. I&amp;rsquo;ll leave you to nurse my drink when I trust you. Until then, peeing can wait.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_16&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/9aclILvXb5g5y&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_17&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;9. How many I can handle is on me. You just count bubbles in your foam buddy.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_18&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/AtP1fAjzM4hHi&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_19&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;10. I&amp;rsquo;m saying no, but a real gentleman would drop me home anyway.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_20&quot;&gt;&lt;iframe class=&quot;giphy-embed&quot; style=&quot;max-width: 100%;&quot; src=&quot;//giphy.com/embed/vPNutkbNuz0Yg&quot; width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; frameborder=&quot;0&quot; allowfullscreen=&quot;true&quot;&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_21&quot;&gt;Also read: &lt;span style=&quot;color: #3366ff;&quot;&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;color: #3366ff;&quot; href=&quot;http://www.dailyo.in/lifestyle/ten-things-mcps-think-when-women-drink-gifs/story/1/4373.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Ten things MCPs think when women drink&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

Ten hilarious things women who drink are thinking about their dates