Ramdev to launch Kimbho to compete with WhatsApp – here are 5 other brilliant app ideas he can launch
Yoga guru, FMCG entrepreneur, telecom player and now tech industry debutant. The world is Ramdev’s oyster (or whatever the vegetarian version of that is). Patanjali’s foray into instant messaging with Kimbho — a swadeshi answer to WhatsApp — and its subsequent removal from Google play store, made national headlines.
But Ramdev has nothing to worry about, for the fickle world of applications has unlimited options to choose from and all of them work for the self-styled yogi.
Ashram BnB
Wanna go on a spiritual trip but don't wanna ruin your physical self because of bad hospitality? Worry no more. Ashram BnB brings you a world of mini ashrams from Benaras to Hardwar! Take your pick!
Bhoggy
This may have happened to you: you feel a hankering for some good old-fashioned righteous bhog, but the nearest mandir is miles away? Now all you need to do is download Bhoggy. Bhoggy lets you donate to the temple of your choice and brings to your doorsteps the purest, most blessed bhogs that will make you feel not just physically but also spiritually full.
Kundli
Tired of swiping left and right looking for the love of your life? You should stop; that's not your job. It's what parents are for because you never really know what's best for you.
Kundli will allow your parents to swipe left and right over prospective partners (for you, of course) who will be filtered according to caste, class and, yes, the colour of skin. Download Kundli. Now.
Make My Mandir
Ever felt the urge to build the Ram Mandir in Ayodhya but were stopped by the legal system, politicians' gimmicks, or plain ethics? Worry no more.
Make My Mandir lets you build your own mandir, wherever you want, in Uttar Pradesh — in the virtual world, of course. But with augmented reality and proper brainwashing, it will feel as real as the growing threat of fascism in the country!
Uber Rath
Cars are passé, and with rising fuel prices, they are just plain unfeasible. So quit taking cabs and book your own rath!
