What the Pakistani 'spy' pigeon has been upto since escaping

A dangerous Pakistani spy (known in underground circles as Agent Kabootar), who had been apprehended by security personnel after it was seen behaving suspiciously at the border, as escaped from the clutches of law enforcement.

Thanks to the utter negligence of the Rajasthan police, this dangerous terrorist has escaped. This spy, whose capture took 2 complete hours by officers in the Sriganganagar district, escaped after a head constable lifted its cage to examine it.

According to a Scroll.in report, the police have informed intelligence agencies about the bird, which reportedly carried a tag saying “5547 Janbaz Khan” along with a phone number. Witnesses claim that the pigeon flew back towards Pakistan.

But our sources have uncovered information about this dangerous Pakistani spy and we present to you, exculsively, the details of what this Agent has been doing since its escape.

Early after its escape from the clutches of the law, the pigeon tried to masquerade as a piece of toast.

The spy pigeon appeared on the news trying to spread its terrorist propaganda.

The pigeon has been seen trying to recruit more spies into a terrorist cult.

At one point it took a break and decided to chill to some good old fashioned gangsta rap.

But after that, it went back to causing disruption in the lives of innocent civilians.

Beware, though. The pigeon continues to spy.

And it is sending intel to Pakistan.

This is one dangerous bird.

We urge our readers to report the whereabouts of this dangerous terrorist, if they spot it. But be warned. It is a dangerous bird. And you should approach it with caution. 

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