Humour

&lt;p id=&quot;p_1&quot;&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img title=&quot;caxshpcweaand7l_020916052419.jpg&quot; src=&quot;https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/sites/dailyo//story/embed/201602/caxshpcweaand7l_020916052419.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;caxshpcweaand7l_020916052419.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img title=&quot;caxpywgusaajgon_020916052430.jpg&quot; src=&quot;https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/sites/dailyo//story/embed/201602/caxpywgusaajgon_020916052430.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;caxpywgusaajgon_020916052430.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img title=&quot;caxpsfoueaerbdn_020916052440.jpg&quot; src=&quot;https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/sites/dailyo//story/embed/201602/caxpsfoueaerbdn_020916052440.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;caxpsfoueaerbdn_020916052440.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img title=&quot;caxp895uuaezsdj_020916052454.jpg&quot; src=&quot;https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/sites/dailyo//story/embed/201602/caxp895uuaezsdj_020916052454.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;caxp895uuaezsdj_020916052454.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img title=&quot;caxp5gcw0ae9h0n_020916052509.jpg&quot; src=&quot;https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/sites/dailyo//story/embed/201602/caxp5gcw0ae9h0n_020916052509.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;caxp5gcw0ae9h0n_020916052509.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_2&quot;&gt;No, we are not kidding. A goat was arrested on February 8 for trespassing a senior bureaucrat's garden in Chhattisgarh.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_3&quot;&gt;Wait before you call PETA, the goat was granted bail. It was booked under charges that carry a two to seven year prison term and a fine.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_4&quot;&gt;The goat, a &quot;repeat offender&quot;, along with its owner Abdul Hassan of Koriya district was arrested after district magistrate Hemant Ratre's gardener filed a complaint.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_5&quot;&gt;According to police, the goat repeatedly jumped over the iron gate of the judge's bungalow and ate flowers and vegetables from the garden.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_6&quot;&gt;Read more &lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff;&quot;&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;color: #0000ff;&quot;  rel='nofollow' href=&quot;http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/goat-behind-bars-for-grazing-in-magistrates-garden/1/591471.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

4 hilarious memes: What the arrested Chhattisgarh goat had to say in its defence