Bajrang Dal men are coming, will Indian women be able to control themselves?

The wait for 74.1 million single women in the country is finally over.

At the "Dharma Sansad", a conclave of Hindu seers, mutt heads and Vishwa Hindu Parishad (VHP) leaders, that concluded in Karnataka's Udupi on Sunday, VHP leader Gopal said if Muslims don't stop "love jihad", Bajrang Dal youths will have to be sent to "attract Muslim girls".

“Muslims must stop love jihad, otherwise we will send our youths from the Bajrang Dal to attract Muslim girls": VHP Secretary Gopal https://t.co/lo2ohgj0h5

— Sushant Singh (@SushantSin) November 27, 2017

Since women have raised their bar for those they choose as life partners, the VHP - with a brigade of eligible bachelors - seems capable to rise to the occasion to fix this widening demand-supply gap. Bajrang Dal men trying to woo women, is certainly a too-good-to-resist proposition. There's just one problem though, this proposal has an element of religious bias against Hindu women. After all, the law of equality demands that the VHP hotties make no religious discrimination - we beg - not at least in this case.

And there is instant proof that makes it amply clear that the VHP leader has won the hearts of the twitterati with his match-making (read forcing) skills. Whoever told us communalism was bad, needs to have an audience with Gopal.

Twitter definitely has given a thumbs-up to Gopal playing Cupid for all the single women waiting for their Mr Perfect in the country.

Yes Indian women are magnetically drawn to Bajrang Dal hotties... https://t.co/JdkOwvB90e

— Priya Ramani (@priyaramani) November 27, 2017

Many are finding the hotness of Bajrang Dal men too much to handle.

Aye! A hot headed Bajrang Dal activist walking away from a theatre he burnt during a protest is quite hot. He might even be on fire!

— Meghnad (@Memeghnad) November 27, 2017

Some have, however, found the idea a little ironical given that Bajrang Dal draws its name from the Hindu god of celibacy, but then the last word on all religious matters must come from the Hindu right-wing.

No woman, whether Hindu or Muslim, can resist the temptation of spending a lifetime with Bajrang Dal activists who don't think twice before using muscle power for any cause they believe in. For those who don't know, women love macho men.

Bajrang Dal????Launde bhi nahi patenge Bajrang Dal walo se.Naam me Bajrang aur kaam Indra wale

— M K Gandhi (@MKGandhi210) November 27, 2017

Hahaha...A true Hindu knows that Bajrang bali was Brahmachari and you will send his bhakts to attract girls....Ram ram ram ram ram....bhai Hanumanji ka itna bade apmaan toh Muslims bhi nahi karte

— sunshine (@utterlybutterly) November 27, 2017

Worried that Bajrang Dal goons (oops! men) have a history of being sent to jail from time to time for violating law and order? Well, it is more than okay if they have a track-record of being in and out of jail for indulging in violence. As Indians, we have taken pride in incarcerations since the time we were fighting for the country's Independence. We continue to do so for our brigade of Bajrang Dal debonair.

And for those who blamed the Hindu right-wing for being anti-women and not providing women a place in their political formations, this is your answer. Ever heard or read about a political cause more centered around women? We bet you haven't.

The Bajrang Dal, making hearts explode (when they're not blowing themselves up by mistake https://t.co/vRQ66yEyiy) https://t.co/XvNx8LtYMQ

— Karuna Nundy (@karunanundy) November 27, 2017

The VHP must extend the plan to Hindu women at the earliest or it runs the risk of forcing women to convert to Islam just to fall victim to this "reverse love jihad" project, which is sadly still at the planning stage.

True that! This threat is so appealing that I might convert just to land a Bajrang Dal hottie.

— Sonu Mohanty (@sonu1mohanty) November 27, 2017

Umm... did the VHP leader score a self-goal? No. We believe there will be a quick course correction and Bajrang Dal will extend its largesse to women of all faiths.

Women never had it better in India or elsewhere in the world. Bring it on Bajrang Dal.

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