UP Tourism puts up tweets in 'heavy duty' English, gets its class taken on Twitter

Guys, we might have found the most educated person in the state of Uttar Pradesh today.

A person so educated and technologically proficient that she/he is a veritable, walking, talking and tweeting Thesaurus with a human yearning for retweets in their lexically-on-steroids aortic pumps (hearts).

The trouble, however, is that not every polysyllabic synonym will work every time you right-click your way to online erudition.

Translation: stop being so goddamn stupid and start using the good old comprehensible English. 

Ummm, these are some of their other contempo (recent) tweets:

WHY!!!!

Exactly how much effort does it take to write a sentence in English? Seriously, a grammatically correct sentence is all that we ask for.

Why can't they be normal and tweet like actual humans beings?

UP Tourism obviously deleted the tweeted (duh!) but not before they were slayed by the screenshot Armageddon community.

These people lurk in the shadows and take screenshots of every boo boo anyone makes and then make fun of it. It's kinda creepy but always FUN!

Look what happened to poor old UP Tourism: