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Feel the Bern! PG-13 ode to Bernie Sanders

Noam A OsbandFebruary 28, 2016 | 16:41 IST

    • Feel the Bern
    • Sanders rising in the polls
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    • Feel the Bern
    • Who knows just how far he’ll go
    • With his New York Jew York accent/and wooly wild hair
    • It’s like the prophet Moses campaigning to be leader
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    • Feel the Bern
    • Democratic socialist
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    • Feel the Bern
    • A lefty revivalist
    • If he gets the nomination, what’s amazing is we’ll see
    • Republicans claiming Obama ruled moderately
    • And Vermont become the center of Jewish conspiracies
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    • Feel the Bern
    • He’s sounds constantly mad
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    • Feel the Bern
    • A loving, cranky Dad
    • But instead of being angry bout you doing chores
    • It’s the influence of finance in campaigning that he most abhors
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    • Feel the Bern
    • He voted against Iraq
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    • Feel the Bern
    • I bet he’s good in the sack
    • A socialist is giving so socialist is kind
    • So if you came and he did not, I don’t think he’d mind
    • He’d just want to give you pleasure and a real you a good time.
Last updated: February 28, 2016 | 16:41
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