Ten hilarious things women who drink are thinking about their dates

1. Is he going to be paying for this? I’ll pick single malt then.

2. Boys drink really bad beer.

3. Pick my drink for me one more time and I’ll shin you where it hurts.

4. Is he going to sing? I hope he’s not going to sing. He doesn’t sing very well.

5. Where can I go after this? Let me WhatsApp and see. No, no, I’m listening.

6. Why do men never perch on bar stools right? I mean how hard is it?

7. Nuts are never the accompaniment. Order something you miser. I’ve to eat to drink.

8. I’ll leave you to nurse my drink when I trust you. Until then, peeing can wait.

9. How many I can handle is on me. You just count bubbles in your foam buddy.

10. I’m saying no, but a real gentleman would drop me home anyway. 

Also read: Ten things MCPs think when women drink