Mukesh Ambani may be Baatman. Reliance Jio just saved us from our phone bills
Mukesh ambani has changed Indian telecom scene forever. Photo: Reuters
There's a moment in The Dark Knight when the Joker is wreaking havoc on Gotham, destroying its soul and Batman just can't understand why.
He asked his butler aka best aka daily diary aka Alfred about the Joker's motivation.
"Some men just want to watch the world burn," Alfred said.
Guys, Mukesh Ambani might be Batman.
Reliance delivered the death knell, the choke-slam, the Virat Kohli to network providers in India by launching Reliance Jio.
Free voice calls within India?
Check.
Mad 4G speeds at even madder prices?
Check.
Let's make India one and end roaming?
Check!
The Jio launch is equivalent to what Barack Obama did years ago when he walked into the Democratic Convention in 2004 and delivered one of the greatest speeches of all time to announce to the world that a black man was going to become king.
The Jio launch is what Rahul Gandhi does by merely existing in this world, proving to people that impossible is nothing.
Reliance Jio is THAT disruptive.
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| Mukesh ambani has changed Indian telecom scene forever. Photo: ANI Twitter |
It's a giant diss on those clowns who keep calling you day-in and day-out, selling crappy and expensive 3G on networks you can't make basic calls from most of the time. Airtel, Vodafone, Idea, blah blah blah.
They're all just bricks in the wall which Mukesh Ambani today destroyed with a Gujarati tractor.
What will happen to them when they try to retain customers?
Well...
Indian social media, a microcosm of our public consciousness and very funny sometimes, agreed with the assessment and brought litres of Reliance dug petrol to this funeral pyre.
Reliance Jio will transform India, give every Indian huge data capacity,create 1 virtual nation,disrupt incumbents who give lousy service RT
— Mohandas Pai (@TVMohandasPai) September 1, 2016
.@Airtel_Presence and @VodafoneIN right now. #Jio pic.twitter.com/ceOYq97Hv6
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) September 1, 2016
Airtel and Vodafone reaction to the #RelianceJio offers. pic.twitter.com/2HPOPKE4iL
— Err (@Errendous) September 1, 2016
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about. #Jio pic.twitter.com/XqXog3E3Rl
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) September 1, 2016
CEOs of Airtel, Vodafone and BSNL outside Reliance #Jio office. pic.twitter.com/xHOJAdEqeZ
— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) September 1, 2016
Airtel: Please don't leave usVodafone: Please don't leave us Idea: OMG LOOK AT THESE BARRIER REEFS!! pic.twitter.com/WdQQp35R7j
— That Goan Boy (@schmmuck) September 1, 2016
Airtel and Vodafone need to come up with something really good to counter this now...Idea waale to IIN se padh kar koi aur naukri kar lenge
— Gappistan Radio (@GappistanRadio) September 1, 2016
.@VodafoneIN @Airtel_Presence @ideacellular Group Hug Guys.
— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) September 1, 2016
Airtel, Vodafone, Idea and others right now. pic.twitter.com/FAACaa05tc
— Nikhil ?? (@CricCrazyNIKS) September 1, 2016
Will wait for 15 days for Airtel to either slash prices or send gifts, offer spas and book round trips to Paris or else fuck u Airtel
— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) September 1, 2016
Just reading Mukesh Ambani's speech about #Jio ."Duniya hila denge hum" wasn't only for Mumbai Indians, by the looks of it.
— Harsha Bhogle (@bhogleharsha) September 1, 2016
Mukesh Ambani Jio Speech : "Paisa bahut hai, pyar chahiye"
— Prashant Tyagi (@prashanttyagi87) September 1, 2016