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Feel the Bern! PG-13 ode to Bernie Sanders
Noam A OsbandFeb 28, 2016 | 16:41
- Feel the Bern
- Sanders rising in the polls
- Feel the Bern
- Who knows just how far he’ll go
- With his New York Jew York accent/and wooly wild hair
- It’s like the prophet Moses campaigning to be leader
- Feel the Bern
- Democratic socialist
- Feel the Bern
- A lefty revivalist
- If he gets the nomination, what’s amazing is we’ll see
- Republicans claiming Obama ruled moderately
- And Vermont become the center of Jewish conspiracies
- Feel the Bern
- He’s sounds constantly mad
- Feel the Bern
- A loving, cranky Dad
- But instead of being angry bout you doing chores
- It’s the influence of finance in campaigning that he most abhors
- Feel the Bern
- He voted against Iraq
- Feel the Bern
- I bet he’s good in the sack
- A socialist is giving so socialist is kind
- So if you came and he did not, I don’t think he’d mind
- He’d just want to give you pleasure and a real you a good time.
Last updated: February 28, 2016 | 16:41
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